(Source: shallow-as-a-shower)

Deep into the forest was a black church, great church it was, people singing. After every word was a “amen!”

You see why more black people go to church, they have fun sing, dance, scream “amen!” after every word.

You take two steps into a white church it “aaaaaaaaaaaaaa-laaaaay-luuuuu-yaaaaaah” and the blah blah blah, shit you really don’t wanna hear.

Don’t Kanye me, or i’ll Chris brown you, and Tiger woods your mother.

Once apon a time i believe it was a Tuesday, when i took a shit …